Best Dilbert Ever!

I saw this and laughed my a$$ off! For those of you who don't know what Six Sigma is...it is basically a quality management system built around statistical analysis. It was invented at Motorola and Allied Signal then GE built a whole culture around it during the Jack Welch days. My personal involvement makes this cartoon even funnier.

Wizard of OB

Peruna Tonic rocks the house in Wizard of OB!

Finally...

Well here it is, my first post. As I was working on the Stats homework I recalled the blog, so here I am. I also wanted to let you know that this week I will go to the class on Wednesday instead of Saturday, due to a trip to Lubbock, TX. Also, I wanted to add that the Cowboys looked awful last nite. I don't think Romo is any good, but Bledsoe's benching on national TV, was the end for him.

you will hear from me again ... soon ...

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND look how far ass-kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top.

I am pretty sure there are no more remaining brain cells

Between the happy hours and the late nights of studying, I firmly believe the SMU Cox MBA program is responsible for the reduction of significant amounts of my brain cells. I am currently sitting in my cube drinking the first of 2 red bulls that I have brought from home. After spending 3 months in rehab trying to kick my old red bull habit, I am fairly certain that I will be addicted to the juice again. My only comfort is knowing that in less than 12 hours, it will all be over one way or another. I am sad to say that most likely I will be unable to partake in the enjoyment of adult beverages after the final tonight as I am required to be back at SMU at the bright and early time of 6:15 tomorrow morning. I have noticed that Lunchbox and Jose have both said yes, and I am sad that I will miss out on the opportunity to raise a cold glass in celebration of the end of Mod A as well as the Cardinals victory over the Mets that I am certain will ensue. My only hope is that Lunchbox has received a 2-day pass from Carol allowing him to go tomorrow as well (where I will be refreshed enough to make a showing) and that Corky has managed to figure out how the Evite thing even works so he knows where to go in the first place. The likelihood of Corky making it tomorrow is about the same as the Mets winning this playoff series, but even I and the fans of New York can hope for those long shot miracles. Well Peruna Tonic, we are on the home stretch of Mod A and I wish good luck to us all. We rock and I know we will continue to be the best group that SMU has ever seen!!! See you all tonight!

K-Fen

Back to the Basics....Communication!!!

Does anybody know how to say..." I Want to Kick Your A$$!!!" in Chinese?? I have emailed this guy multiple times telling him I do not understand his emails. I even included some cursing words in my last email in hopes that he would recognize them and stop emailing. Obviously he is having the same problem. Good luck with finals!!!!

Secret Asian Girl!

Ok. I am really not that Asian girl that everyone thinks they should sit by! So seriously, you need to study hard. Hee! Hee!